IT’S HERE! You made it to autumn fall.

Grab yourself of a mug of pumpkin spice Kraft Dinner and have a look over this quintessential Vancouver Fall Accessories list.

1. A giant scarf

Must be at least double your own height and have 3 coffee stains.

2. A rain jacket that requires a bank loan

The more expensive the better. You should also get horrible pit stains after each wear.

3. A tiny toque

If it doesn’t make you look like you work at the docks or you’re a cartoon bank robber it is not small enough.

4. A pair of Blundstones so you stand out

Try not to accidentally steal one of your friends pairs.

5. A golf umbrella to take out your sidewalk rivals

Make sure you walk under stores awnings too so you have the entire sidewalk to yourself.

6. A very woke travel mug

You forget it 80% of the times you need it and the mug reeks because you left a latte in it for over a week once.