We Spoke To Justin of Justin’s Massage
Apr 30, 2018 | 3:26 PM
Seen these mysterious posters around the city of Vancouver? They’re pretty basic: photo of a dude with the text “Justin’s Massage” and a number on it.
Most people I know have commented to me on the mystery of Justin’s Massage. Is it for real? Is this a joke? FREE massages? Just WHO is Justin? Is this the name of my new favourite band?
We called him up to see about his services and whether they include a happy ending or not. We learned that he’s not a real RMT, but he does have a degree in Psychology and offers psychic downloads and energy work with his $180 an hour massage.