Why Can’t We Have Blimp Transit?

So the NDP released their first budget plan, and much to our dismay, there is absolutely zero budget set aside for blimp aviation. Think about it. Blimp transit. No more busses clogging up the streets, no more arguments about smoking on the ferries and no more complaining about bridge tolls. It’s a solution that would please everyone. In fact I’ve even made the NDP a catchy new jingle to garner public support. Tell your government you want…

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– Tyler & Lynch