Coquitlam’s Mayor Richard Stewart gave an extremely sarcastic apology to jaywalker on Facebook after almost colliding with her Monday morning. You can practically hear his sh!t eating grin on as you read his opening line.
“I know I had the right-of-way, and I know you were texting while jaywalking, and I realize you obviously didn’t look up from your phone to check for oncoming vehicles before stepping out from where you were hidden between parked cars, right into traffic.“
His Worship didn’t skip a beat in his final remarks:
“My deep apologies for almost striking a careless, preoccupied, selfish, rude jaywalker, potentially injuring or killing one or both of us.”
Mic Drop. You can read the Mayor’s full rant below.