There’s a reason why those iconic Grease lyrics go, “Summer lovin’, had me a blast… summer lovin’, happened so fast.”
The weather heats up, the clothes are coming off, we spend more time outdoors and in nature, and we naturally want to be around others.
Enter the world’s greatest summer time pool, lakes, and ocean floatie: “The Inflatable Hunk.”
He’s got nicely toned abs, biceps, and will even hold your drink for you without the nauseating overpowering dose of Axe Body Spray. He’s basically a floating cabana boy that always listens to you and just can’t stop smiling in your babely presence. Best $30 spent EVAR!
Just think: This could be you this summer.
Okay, so inevitably when you’re bored with him and want other people to enter the picture, you can pick up the Inflatable Hunk Ring Toss Game for $16, ensuring you and your friends tons of entertainment before you find yourself back on Tinder or Bumble. OH LOVE!