Newest Hippy Dippy Item: Psychic Vampire Repellent Available on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop

Maybe sometimes you like to light a candle… maybe it’s essential oils in a nebulizer, incense, or maybe you even own sage that you light to “smudge” your over-priced Vancouver apartment with to get the bad vibes out…

The newest Hippy Dippy item you could use comes to us from Gwyneth Paltrow’s website Goop.

“Psychic Vampire Repellent” is described as “a spray-able elixir we can all get behind, this protective mist uses a combination of gem healing and deeply aromatic therapeutic oils, reported to banish bad vibes (and shield you from the people who may be causing them). Fans spray generously around their heads to safeguard their auras.”

The $30 ‘spray-able elixir’ contains ruby, rosemary, juniper, lavender, and reiki charged with crystals.