10 best excuses to skip school

Back To School
Back To School
To Prove To Dad That I’m Not A Fool
I’ve Got My Lunch Packed Up,
My Boots Tied Tight,
I Hope I Don’t Get In A Fight

Here are some of the best excuses to get you out of a day of class!

10) “I’ve got pink eye”

9) “I got food poisoning”

8) “My bus didn’t show up”

7) “I got LICE”

6) “An old woman fell on my way to school and I had to help her to safety”

5) “I’ve got my period/My girlfriend got their period”

4) “My garage door was broken and wouldn’t open”

3) “My aunt died” (karma will get you, you evil liar you)

2) “Got called in for jury duty”

1) “It was my dogs Birthday”